Vote for Iggy!

Vote for Iggy! He should be President, but this competition will have to do :)

The Iggy Dialogues

Hi readers, Karen here. You know those Facebook contests — “vote very day for my goldfish and I’ll win a vacation to New Jersey,” that sort of thing? Well, I entered one sponsored by a supermarket chain. The prize is, appropriately enough, groceries. Lots and lots of groceries. I figure this can be Iggy’s way of contributing to the household since he refuses to get a job.

“I heard that. I can’t get a job — employers discriminate against heartworm sufferers. Really, I should sue.”

Who would you sue? Nobody’s ever turned you down for a job because of heartworms, Iggy.

“How do you know?”

You have to apply for a job before you can be turned down.

“Oh. Well, I should sue anyway.”

For what?

“I dunno, just in general.”

You do that.

“After my nap.”

Okay, then. Anyway, readers, I’ve uploaded Iggy’s picture to the contest website…

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